save kazunari from the slutty purples

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Big trees all decorated, gifts for your friends and stuff? Tons of light? Totally perfect for a date with the bae?

Yep! It's just the one, though, unless something's changed since the last time I looked. But hey, Space Jam is a classic! You should totes give it a watch!

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Gifts brought to children by people wearing a crimson suit, aye?

[ There is SO MUCh happening he's just going to digest one at a time. ]

What is... Bae?

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Yes! From Santa! Wow, who'd have thought it would be so similar?

Your bae is whoever you're dating! Your girlfriend, boyfriend, or SO for the NB types - whatever you're into.

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He goes by another title on my star, but similar enough.

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So "bae" is not an acronym?

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Still, it's pretty cool, right? Totally different worlds, but we have fun holidays in common?

[ taps his chin. ]

That depends on who you ask? But it's easier to remember it like a shorthand for babe, like you'd call your SO.

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Indeed. 'Twould seem like every star had a similar idea, hope, or dream.

[ Which he thinks is cool? ]

Interesting... Which of these costumes would you choose, Ser Kazunari?

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It's cute! And a little comforting to know that we're all so alike, no matter where we're from.

[ as for the costume... he holds up this thing ]

...This one's pretty funny, huh?

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[ IS IT FUNNY? HE DOESN'T GET IT. ]

... This ringleader looks quite haggard.

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I know! That's part of what makes it funny! Like, there's got to be a story behind that, right?!

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And what story would that be, Ser Kazunari? You must have one in mind already for your ringleader background.