CROW, i was going to say why am i making a catchall for crow but i didn't do that in seasons

[disestablishment]

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[chevaliered]

[ stop giving me choices my fight or flight instinct is kicking in. ]

...

[ crow picks up a kappa and yeets it. ]

[disestablishment]

[ YOU LITERALLY SAID THEY COULD KISS AND I AM LAUGHING

KISS!!!!!!!!!!!!! Kappa is blasting off again. They start climbing onto the boat. ]

Then a fight it is.

[chevaliered]

[ YOU ARE NOT DOING ANYTHING EITHER. we are truly banned from any ship-ajacent activity, however insincere. ]

Sounds good to me.

[ time to whack these fuckers like hockey pucks. ]

[disestablishment]

[ I AM TRYING MY BEST... DO WE HAVE TO DO ACCIDENTAL KISS.

Unlike Crow, Aymeric is careful with them because they aren't like.... Attacking attacking. He keeps tipping them into the water, but a couple do start clinging onto the two of them. ]

[chevaliered]

[ both of us staring at our hands like help.

nah fuck these little four foot weirdos. crow pushes another one back into the water without remorse. ]

C’mon, go away.

[disestablishment]

[ i've chosen that the kappe will all dogpile crow. THEY WILL SUFFOCATE HIM BY SHEER NUMBER. ]

Crow?!

[chevaliered]

[ (hei voice at 2am go to sleep hei) perish, crow. ]

— Shit

[ help him he’s being kappa’d ]

[disestablishment]

[ I WANT A W1 PC SO WE CAN WRAP THIS UP WITH THEM FIGHTING KAPPAS. ]

[chevaliered]

[ hei throwing me into the wild like IT’S A NEW WEEK, BITCH ]